My favourite headline calls the incident a “Wee Problem”

Dan Blackner, known to his friends and co-workers as “The Demon Dwarf” in the Circus of Horrors here at the Fringe Festival, was recently hospitalized for gluing a vacuum cleaner to his most private of privates.

The main part of his performance involved dragging the vacuum cleaner across the stage with his member, but when the prop broke before the show, silly Dan attempted to quickly repair the problem without waiting for the glue to properly dry.

More information can be found here.

I foresee a national speaking tour in high schools across the country warning teens about the dangers of interchangeable parts, damn you Eli Whitney!