Oh the Places You Sit

It is always a good idea to be aware of one’s environment:

Democrats should be able to instinctively bite their tongues when they land among the rich, Bush fans would do well to hide their “support the troops” tattoos in VA hospital, and abortion-clinic bombers might want to wash blood off their hands before reaching for the holy Eucharist every Sunday…

With that in mind, people who play footsie in restaurants (or even worse, start in with their hands) should probably request a window not directly next to the large floor length window overlooking a busy cross street.

I looked away from their sly no-one-knows-what-we’re doing expressions, for modesty’s sake, but would venture to guess that the rowdy couple did not stay for dessert.