From the Mouths of Babes

Consumer Economics

Little Girl: Mommy, why are people drawing on the street?
Mother: Because they can’t afford paper.
Little Girl: But mommy, why are they collecting the money?
Mother: To buy more chalk.

A Fringe Performer in the Making

Little Boy: Biddy Biddy Bummmmm….Boo!
Father: What are you doing?
Little Boy: Practicing.

Science of Sleep

Little Girl: Can we go see that ugly monster’s show?
Father: I’m afraid you won’t be able to sleep afterward.
Little Girl: But I had no trouble sleeping yesterday during the show you and Mommy picked out!